Yet another piece of word art (!). This bit of graffiti is in the mens toilet next to the quaint rose garden of Brockwell Park. The text is quite small but the message is clear. Or is it? What I find genius is that this joke is a development on the classic ‘call ____ for a good time’ or ‘___ is gay’.

This smear campaign demonstrates that teenagers have a great senses of humour and assume that people have access to camera phones.

Maybe that’s why my mum wants a phone with ‘mega pixies’.