This one is odd. I was on Germany recently and spotted this in the airport toilets in it’s own dedicated machine. It is called a ‘Travel Pussy – Die Künstliche Vagina’. Translated this simply means artificial and not anything ruder no matter what the English pronunciation.

I did not have 4€ to buy one but I did ask the client that I was meeting what it was – luckily they found it amusing that I had the ordacity to ask in the first place. Anyway. Turns out you fill it with water and use it accordingly … When I say fill ‘it’ I am still non the wiser as to what it looks like and that’s how I will leave it.